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allmykids 08-13-2005 12:49 PM

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Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Awww. Thanks, that's sweet of you :) I don't think we have either. I'm sure you'll see me around though...I'm ALWAYS around
:p

I'm sure you have seen That I am a mod But I have not been on much latley. My oldest Daughter Just had her Baby 3 and a half weeks ago. The cord was wrapped around the babys neck and my daughter was Bleeding Internally. But there both doing well now. I stayed up in Aubern WA. for awhile to take care of them. I will be on everyday know so I'm sure we will get to know each other!! ;)

MoonLit Meadow 08-13-2005 12:54 PM

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Originally posted by allmykids
I'm sure you have seen That I am a mod But I have not been on much latley. My oldest Daughter Just had her Baby 3 and a half weeks ago. The cord was wrapped around the babys neck and my daughter was Bleeding Internally. But there both doing well now. I stayed up in Aubern WA. for awhile to take care of them. I will be on everyday know so I'm sure we will get to know each other!! ;)
I'm very sorry to hear that AMK, as it must have been a very difficult time for all involved. However, I'm very happy to know that everything is fine now and that mom and baby are doing good! :) You must be thrilled to death :)

I'm usually here every day too, so we will....if I don't die of heat exhaustion first, that is ;) I've just about had it with summer:p

allmykids 08-13-2005 01:09 PM

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Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
I'm very sorry to hear that AMK, as it must have been a very difficult time for all involved. However, I'm very happy to know that everything is fine now and that mom and baby are doing good! :) You must be thrilled to death :)

I'm usually here every day too, so we will....if I don't die of heat exhaustion first, that is ;) I've just about had it with summer:p

Ya it's great having a grandbaby girl............. but I need some help comming up with a name besides GRANDMA.......... I'm to young to be called that NaNa is allready taken. HELP!!

As for summer I had Enough The first day!! I'm A winter person!!!

ItsAlive75 08-13-2005 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
LMAO. Why does this not surprise me ;) :p

BTW, BR...funny stuff :)

Because you're "unsurprisable".... er...

But nothing like REALLY gross... just a little iffy. Like halfway through the vows I'll start a conversation about which sounds better: Toilet or Toilette?

DraculaInDallas 08-15-2005 01:24 AM

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Originally posted by meetthecreeper
Hallway sex-you walk down the hall bump into each other and say "FUCK YOU"
LMAO!!!! :D

Babygurl20 08-15-2005 03:24 AM

A soon to be wed man is painting his bedroom when he falls and breaks his dick (don't ask). Well, he goes to the doctor and the doctor says "We're gonna have to put a cast on it". The soon to be groom says "but I get married tomorrow, and I won't be able to make love to my wife on our honeymoon." The doctor says, "well, I'll put a slint on it then." So he does. The couple gets married and on their honeymoon night his virgin wife walks up to the bed and slides down her gown exposing her breasts and says to her husband "you see these breasts, nobody has ever seen them but you." Well, the husband is getting a little aroused by now, then the wife pulls down her gown to the floor and looks at her husband and says "you see this pussy, noone has ever seen it but you." By that time the husband just throws back the cover and says "that ain't shit baby, my dicks still in the crate!!!!" :D


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