ooh ooh how about girls that dont even want they bf to see them without make up?

i had an ex bf with a friend that said she'd wake up early before her bf got up so she could put on make up

there are people like that, maybe not to that extent, but to the extent where they wont even step outside without make up.

Two words for your friend's boyfriend to cure her of her phobia -
DUTCH OVEN
CK

Drives me crazy too. I've known girls who will sleep in their makeup so their husbands don't see them w/o it. There's just something wrong with that, in my opinion...I'm just so opposite of that...it's like take me as I am, or don't take me at all. I'm not going to create an illusion.

There's nothing wrong with putting on make-up and wanting to look nice...but everyone knows you weren't born with make-up on your face...so why try and pretend? BAAAAAAH. Some girls really drive me crazy. It's just so phony.

He pooed on your leg....

ehhhh kinda. i had my leg in his crack and he farted. then he siad 'uh oh' and he ran tot he bathroom

i asked him 'did u poo'
'no'
'why not'
'most of it came out in my pants'

and i got worried cuz i had to go to work, but he sniffed my lega dn there was no poo on it.

LMFAO. That's just RANK ;):p

and this other time, he farted.. so i held the covers on his head, ya know, to dutch oven him.

well he was in there for like 2 minutes so i figured it was one of those unstinky ones.

well i took the covers off and it smelled SOOOO bad. i said 'YOU WERE WALLOWING IN UR OWN FILTH THAT WHOLE TIME?'

he was holding his breath just to use it against me :mad: semi-clever bastard

the gas has gotta come out somewhere..... they'll either talk too much or have to fart :p

Seems like most of them choose to talk too much ;) God forbid they get FOUND OUT...the horror :p

The way I see it is...most guys see a girl or smell her perfume, and thats what most us remember when we think of that girl....I know that's how I am.....I certainly don't wanna be with a chick that just lets 'em RIP....Cause thats all I would ever think of when I thought of her....IMO.
I don't do it in from of women...I think it's direspectful to let a sulfur bomb go in your partner's face....IMO.:)