Sounds like my ex-wife.

Sounds like my ex-wife.:D

OMG:p

I have a friend who runs her own horror mag that has a coffin/ coffee table. I think she said she has a zombie in it, too, if I remember correctly. Talk about your conversation starters.
CK

Don't be uncultured, Hellboy. He means his ex-wife gave him a handjob in English slang. My ex-gf was from England so I learned all the English-to-English translations.
CK

I've never considered making a coffin...But, I HAVE seriously considered buying one...For a very simple reason...


I HATE TO WASTE MONEY!!!

What's the point in spending a couple thousand dollars on something to bury in the ground?...I would rather get some use out of it first...



Use it as a coffee table (sans zombie :p)...

Use it to store things in...Maybe blankets or keepsakes...Then when you die, they can take all of your things out of it and keep them to remember you by, then just throw your dead body into it:D

Hell...Maybe even sleep in it...They put all that padding in it, and a pillow too!...I'm sure I won't be able to appreciate all of that when I'm DEAD...


Anyway...My point is...I'd rather use it for SOMETHING, than just waste it for nothing...

How about a nice casket pool table.

http://www.casketfurniture.com/items...0503075657.jpg

LOL...That works, too :D

I know someone who will likely have no use for one in about 2 months :D
On the subject of getting use out of it, they have the official KISS one. Goddamn. Is there anything they won't put their logo on and shill ? To think I wanted to be Gene Simmons when I grew up... <sigh>. What a disappointment he is to me now.
CK

I've seen that KISS coffin, it has a cooler in it for beer...