...and it smelled like fish or shit ?

Out of BOUNDS a bit?

Agreed. Totally uncalled for.

ear wax or navel

:D

I once showed this guy my clit ring...via web cam.

When I was fifteen, I went to school with a guy that was the most gorgeous guy I had ever seen up close. And it is weird, because even then I didn't really care about that kind of thing, but apparently, he was the exception.....

Anyway, I was walking down some steps one time and he walked by. I was so busy looking at him as he walked by that I missed a step and sprained my ankle.:o

I have never been so embarassed in my life...LOL...he did help me to the nurse's office though. Which was kind of fun actually. :p

Similar thing, in high school I saw a hot girl walking above me on a flight of stairs and I misstepped and fell down a whole flight of stairs. When I hit the bottom I sprained my ankle, and since it was in between classes everyone was standing there... then they all laughed.

Definitely did not help my high school career.

Didn't do too much for mine either. But I was luckier in that very few people actually witnessed the incident. Not that that mattered...lol.

Yeah, the "walk-of-shame" beats everything, you just look more sad than anything... shuffling along, wincing with every step. I had to walk ALONE, I didn't have no big strapping guy to help me like you did.:D