Out of the many weird things Wolfgang my cat does,this makes me laugh harder than them all.
I throw him olives(any type) and he bats it all over the place like a live animal for half an hour,then finally scrunches down and eats it with this look on his face like"See mommy? I killed that olive good."

My cat Phantom does something similar...there's a wirescreen door on my front balcony, and it's usually host to an assortment of insects on the outside.
He'll sit there watching them, and for some reason he'll sit, standing up (if that makes any sense at all) watching them, in a prairie dog kinda pose. If a stray moth happens to get inside, he'll follow it around, and start crying if it goes to the roof.

Another one...have you guys ever heard rat purring? I think the actual term for it is "fluxing", but there's two things they do when they're happy and content, they grind their teeth, then they kind of...intake air...? when they do that they sound kinda like mini Hannibals.

I remember giving a chilli to our male rat " Shoogy.Snr " , he bit it and must have realised it was hot, cause he started rolling the chilli around ( I guess he was trying to cool it down ). He rolled it around for sometime before giving up haha..

My dog can lick his own nuts, lucky bastard.

My cat steals money and hides it (Im Fucking Serious)He also jumps on walls and does like some uh....matrix shit were he twists in the air and shit and he can do a back flip on the ground..:)

Thats funny shit. At a friends place , my mates small cat did that. We had it in a corner, ( i can't remember what we were trying to do with it ) the cat was near me, and decided to pull matrix mode on us. Scared the hell out of me, but since I was drunk it was pretty fucking funny.

Hehe.......never trust cats..Because!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








































THEY ARE FUCKING CRAZY LITTLE BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!:D :D

Well, at least I know now, never to corner a cat haha. This cat was a crazy ass lil shit.

Wish Phantom or dusk would run around the walls at times tho . They would rather sit on there asses meowing at nothing.

This just happened...
My male rat, who is the youngest of the "big" rats, is still rather small, gets out of cages...etc, so since I didn't want him running around the room unsupervised, I threw him into the guinea-pigs cage, located on my balcony, to live until he grows a little bigger.
So, turns out he can get out of THAT cage too. But whatever, he's on my balcony so he's not going anywhere, right? But he went missing...and we just found him.
He'd actually made a tunnel system underneath a lavender plant we have growing out there in a large pot. The rat was living in the plant.
Weird.

My dog will not sit like a dog at all. She always sits like a human right on her bum with her legs stretched out in front of her. I guess since she's never been around other dogs, she just never learned how to sit. As for my kitties (i have 3), there's not a sane thing they do anymore except sleep. If they are awake we have to keep our eyes open cause we'll be witnessing something funny soon.