why yes..yes it was

Well first there was this big bang and then....

Oh yeah, guess who's back
it's the mother fuckin pussy with the little nutsack
don't care about cheddar or the paper chase
i'm a fuckin grown man with zits on my face
a straight up chicken shit
a pansy ass punk
If i'm if i'm guarding your ass it's an automatic slam dunk
while thugs are at the party bustin all ya'lls asses
I'm hidin in the corner wonderin where the fuck's my glasses
Can't afford no rims my
my fuckin dick's so small no bitch can suck it
I don't pop 9's i got weak rhymes
back in 9 duce i got pissed on 10 times
I roll solo i ain't got no clue
i said please don't hit me more than a cow says moo

did you write that yourself

hAHA, NO...it's a line out of an Adam Sandler "rap" song from one of his comedy albums.
It's called "The mayor of pussy town".

Re: im back
 

Well what happened now was this, the wind began to twitch and suddenly the hinges started to.... Un Hitch...a nd well you get the idea