Hey Elvis, Its that a song by "Asssuck"? or was it Bush...? I forget

Old Skool is bettah...


Cold Ethyl...Alice Cooper

One thing I miss is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night making love by the refrigerator light
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms

One thing
No lie
Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie
She's cool in bed
Well she oughta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead

Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come on Cold Ethyl
Freeze me babe

One thing - it's true
Cold Ethyl I am stuck on you
And everything is my way
Ethyl don't have much to say

Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come here Cold Ethyl
What makes you so cold? Ooh so cold

Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
If I live 'til ninety-seven
You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
'cuz you're cool
You're ice
Cold Ethyl
You're my paradise


This one is actually 'sweet' compared to YOURS...lol

Right.... good one. And it's Assuck dipshit. If you looked closer at the cover you'd see its not pronounced that way. Don't fuckin' pay out things you know nothing about.

Welcome to my Nightmare.....great album with a wonderful introduction by Vincent Price.

almost - but not quite as good as Billion Dollar Babies

hmmm....its a really close one.

http://www.alicecoopertrivia.pwp.blu...ges/a-bdb1.jpg

My brother has the banned cover for "Love it to Death".Where Alice has his thumb coming through his pants.I guess it was too shocking at the time for America's youth.

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-imag...5/20/alice.jpg

i didnt know there were two .. i'll have to check mine when i get home tonight..

It was rare to get the thumb one here in the states....not to sure about abroad.
Just a matter of airbrushing the thumb out.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...t_to_Death.jpg

Hello and welcome to MeatShake

Hi, how are you there?

I am doing meaty good

Yeah...

Well, may I take your order

Yeah, my wife would like a shake

Okay, what flavor do you want? We have chicken, pork or steak

Huh?

We also have our special of the month Turkey Jerky, so which one will it be?

Mmhh - I think that you misheard me

Oh?

Maybe I spoke too soft or you just didn't listen...

You said you want a shake?

Yeah, but then you mentioned chicken?

Uh-huh, or steak or pork or Turkey Jerky

Right, I'm confused

Oh, I see you're not familiar with ingredients we use - First we take a measure of the sweetest dairy creams, combine it with your meat of choice, along with cheese and beans
We mix it in a juicy batter, then we heat it up And add the secret syrup, then serve it in a cup...

Yuck! That sounds disgusting!

I see you're not excited, but wait until you tried it, you'll want it in your diet

Nuh-uh

It's a warm and tasty way to eat your daily beef and it's very, very smooth, you don't have to use your teeth. It's kinda like the food a pregnant women gives her fetus
It builds you up and makes you strong

People really eat this?

We've served a half a million and they've all been satisfied
We're expanding new locations and they're growing nationwide

But back to the shake

Okay

All you have are meats?

Uh-huh

What about chocolate, strawberry or peach?

Well, we do have vanilla...
!Now that sounds delicious!
...But it's Vanilla Ham, we only make it during Christmas. Maybe you'd be happier to go across the street
You could eat at Veggie Hut where they don't use any meat. They play world music so it's perfect for a hippie
You can talk about communism,
meat-hating sissy!