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X¤MurderDoll¤X 06-02-2005 07:30 AM

Some people just suck bad in the kitchen and can use some of this stuff. I've never been able to make an omelet without it looking like shit and having cheese all over the place. Bring on the double frying pan I say.

Vodstok 06-02-2005 07:40 AM

I guess that is the secret of their success.... Pandering to the lowest common denominator (no offense).


I think the funniest infomercial product ever was the frigging pad that was supposed to shock your muscles into getting tone... I believe they got sued and the FCC shut them down :D

ChEEbA 06-02-2005 07:51 AM

I saw a live presentation something like an infomercial at a kmart
here, I was lured by the offer of a free knife, watched the demo, and...ended up buying an excellent package containing an assortment of those crazy-ass superknives, quite cheaply.
Their claims were true, the knives have not yet blunted after about 3 months of heavy use, can cut through almost anything you'd wanna cut, and even some things you wouldn't (yourself).
Same condition as new.
Best knives EVER.

I have PONDERED the rotissierie...but I think that's all it will come to.

Vodstok 06-02-2005 07:52 AM

Consumer Whore!

:D

ChEEbA 06-02-2005 07:53 AM

With knives...:D

Vodstok 06-02-2005 07:56 AM

Ha! :)

I seriously feel like i am betraying some anti-mainstream god if i even consider any of those things... Like i have somehow sold out and will be cast of from my self-righteous flock for merely thingking they arent benath me. i have some pretty stupid issues.

filmmaker2 06-02-2005 08:02 AM

Go ahead, BUY! Buy, and join all the media sluts. Buy your plastic thingamawhatses. All my kitchen utensils are made out of PAPER and are BIODEGRADABLE. All of my DVDs are made out of PAPER!!

barbra 06-02-2005 10:35 AM

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Originally posted by Iniquity
*hangs head in infomercial shame*

They actually do work. lol I bought the set with the "double spatula burger flipper, soup ladel strainer and wisk/tongs"

now, does the laddle really help out. Does it do something that you coulnd't do for yourself before? The spatula, however, might be handy when grilling. Extra wide tongs. oh yeah, and do you use the whisk/tongs more for the whisking function or for the tongs?

Iniquity 06-02-2005 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by barbra
now, does the laddle really help out. Does it do something that you coulnd't do for yourself before? The spatula, however, might be handy when grilling. Extra wide tongs. oh yeah, and do you use the whisk/tongs more for the whisking function or for the tongs?
depending on appetite the laddle actually does help out, sometimes I like broth and sometimes I dont, if Im making greenbeans, potatoes and ham together, I might save the broth for the next batch, and freeze it.

the spatula is the shit for turning burgers, getting a slice of pizza etc.

sadly I only use the whiskatongs as a whisk more than anything.

Vodstok 06-02-2005 11:16 AM

i have 3 whisks... im a whiskophile.

I have a silicone spatula. its the only type i will ever buy, it is the greatest thing on earth.

As are my nice, long metal tongs :)


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