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ItsAlive75 06-01-2005 12:36 PM

Well it's better than using a billboard as a baby...

Vodstok 06-06-2005 12:20 PM

OR, putting your baby on tall poles by the freeway so that people driving by can read what is pasted on them. i think the crying would annoy anyone who lived nearby.

ItsAlive75 06-08-2005 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vodstok
OR, putting your baby on tall poles by the freeway so that people driving by can read what is pasted on them. i think the crying would annoy anyone who lived nearby.
That's why you staple the mouth shut.

Duh.

Vodstok 06-10-2005 04:45 AM

LOL!

Good call. Staples dont peel off after the thing drools on it after a while, like duct tape.

The STE 06-10-2005 07:44 PM

Please, like high school students dont' already do that. Clothes just aren't clothes these days if they don't have the logo for some clothing company or some other godless corporation plastered all over it. She's just getting her kid ready for life as a mindless, soulless automiton bending over to the will of its corporate masters.


Plus, the companies wanna get that lucrative pedophile market


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