ok now I have a new goal... Sam let me know if they have an angry Korean dad with 18 year old hot twin daughters for neighbors. If need be I can provide a diversion for your get away. :D

But what aboot my beating? If I get beat up, then when someone says "pardon me, good sir, or hoodlum as the case may be, but why was that Chinese fellow beating you about the head and neck?" I can answer "First of all, he's Korean you fucking racist Jew! Second of all, he was pissed cause I was fucking his hot 17 year old twin daughters. Little does he know, it was our third go tonight" and so on

You know...who needs pictures really...let's just videotape the damn thing ;) Wouldn't that be better?

Hmmmm good point. um I can take ya to the hospital afterwards then?

videotaping worked wonders for Tommy "thirdleg" Lee and Pamela. Could be worth a lot of money for ya.

First of all, I'm not having kids. Secondly, I meant the beating would be loud and in the front yard. I'd fuck them in their bedroom. There would be snacks first, then a light round of me watching them go at it. Then the hour of cunilingus. Then the rest of the 3-way round 1. Repeat twice, then the beating.

Oh, that's right...yeah, I could just say "oops, it got stolen from a safe in my house" just like they did. ;)

also, they'd shave their pubic hair off, but I assumed that was a given

exactly, I mean its not your fault that you couldnt remember the combination to the safe and decided to write it on the door of the safe to help ya open it. and if they ask about the big sticker and neon light that says "ANGELINA JOLIE ~N~ ME SEX TAPE IN HERE" just tell the authorities you did that so that you could remember where you put it.

I tell you what'd I do man. Two chicks at the same time man.