We are just looking fo rthe basics, nothing too fancy. And no, Walmart is the only place.

My wife and i are "very practical", which translates roughly into "Quite cheap" :D

LMAO. That would be the worst spell to put on Urge...the impotency spell. Nasty.

Haha... The way you guys are syaing that it's like you have a book called "Witch spells for Dummies" :)

"Go to page 412, its the impotency spell."

"Well what do you know.... There actually is a spell that uses newt eyes...."


:D

too late, i already cast that spell myself when i thrust my wand into my wife's .....

well, nevermind ...


lets just say that although having a kid is the greatest joy there is - it is also a very potent impotency spell as well :D

Well.. pregnancy of one's mate isnt a very good impotency spell... Things start to swell on her... things start to swell on me... next thing you know the dog is looking at us funny...

dont tell me the dog is gonna swell next ?

I hope not. She is a girl and we arent into that kind of thing.

suuuuuure ...
just wait until that 6 - 8 weeks of abstinance after the baby comes ..

Bah... Never....

As long as there is a google image search and the word "Boobies" still exists, i will never get that desperate.

well that completely changes what i'm going to get you as a baby present ... something for your computer screen ...