steamed poo comes to mind

you never heard chocolate starfish before?? geez..

heard the saying years ago and more recently one of Limp Bizkit's albums, 'Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water'

if im at a public restroom, ill easily go through a whole roll. no, not one of the ones thats 3 feet in diametes. but ya nkow, the regular roll.

im really not about waste, but im paranoid. thing is, even before i sit my ass down i use about half the roll - grabbing some paper to knock the latch, some more paper to put on the hook so that i can hang my purse/jacket, a ton more wiping down the seat, a ton more LINING the seat (whats the point of lining it when theres water/piss on it already?).. and yeh, ill use the actually toilet liners IF they have them

also, some of the damn toilet paper goes by so fast, especially that 2 ply shit. i like it yeh, but they get all quilted and what not and all it is really is half the paper and twice the air. i dont need air to wipe my ass, i need toilet tissue

but yeh. its a pain in the ass at home or at my bfs, when i take a shit then i hafto take my pants and undies and socks off, hop into the shower, wash off, towel dry then put all my clothes on everytime. but the silky fresh feeling is soooo worth it

i guess baby wipes r ok too. but im not realy into that weird lotiony feeling. its likea cheating kinda fresh. ya know, like instead of brushing ur teeth, just using mouhtwash, or popping in a mint... just not the same

do what i do when i'm at someone elses house ... i use their toothbrush for a good vigorous scrub in those hard to get places.

and if you use their toothpaste as well, you get a minty fresh ass.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! This has got to be the funniest post I've ever seen...lol!

I saw the title of the thread...and STILL didn't think it could be about a chick talking about droppin duces, and her method of wiping. lol!

great idea except knowing my luck ill accidentally use my own toothbrush :(

so i was at my bfs and his sister stole my toothpaste. im thinkin 'fine, ill just use hers' and im brushing and it tasted like chocolate.. turns out it was some 'vanilla expressions' type shit. UGH!! NASTINESS!!

:(. hmmm, guess THAT would be an appropriate one for my booty??

it's definately the most educational post so far.
you just dont get this good stuff in school.



speaking of which .. the scene with the 'diahrea twins' in Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle was kind of funny ...

beautiful girls playing 'battleshits' completely turning off two horny guys

ahahahahahahahahahahaha LMFAO!!!!!!!! :D

a good chomp from my teeth would be appropriate for your fine bootie !