'Going to the club' sucks ass!

Going to a bar, or going to a concert is different. Those are fun for all ages.

When I think of going to a 'club', I picture, the shallowest environment possible, a dance club. Loud (extremely gay) music, trendy nose-in-the-air Barbie doll sluts, muscle bound meatheads looking for their next daterape victim and of course some queer ass DJ talking about the drink specials every 5 minutes... All in an environment that is too loud to be able to hear the person next to you well enough to carry on a decent conversation.


Concerts and bars are essentially ageless to me and I will probably be going to both until I'm old and gray. Dance clubs, on the other hand, suck. They are just teenage-twentysomething meat markets (and because it's too damn loud to talk to each other,) everything gets based on looks. :rolleyes:

On any given night, there's about a million things I would rather be doing than going to a club.

Good point...I'm 22 next month, and I don't really party at all, even though now is the time I should be. I'm saving it up for my forties

WOW...You've been going to the WRONG clubs...lol...If I ever went to a club like you have described, I would hate it, TOO...We have NO "trendy nose-in-the-air Barbie doll sluts", NO snobs...NO "musclebound meatheads" most of our guys are very intelligent, talented, and creative in some way or another, SOO many musicians (male AND female)...The music rocks HARD...And our DJs never say a WORD...We just go up to their podiums when we want to request a song, and sometimes they come down and dance with us...

You should come to Cincinnati with your woman...We'll show you how to do it RIGHT ;) :D

Happy Anniversary F.C.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! come on newb, I'm 46 and I say age is irrelevant. I say you and urgeok lose the old ball & chain for the night and all three of us go out and represent the middle aged man. I bet we'll be pulling hot young chicks like dentists in Arkansas pull teeth :D I bet we'd score more tail than the young guns.....we'd be getting laid 30 minutes after we walked in the joint....come on man, get with it!!!!!!!!!!!!! of course there is the odd chance we might end up looking like these 3 guys.....:(

HAHA Drac...If you were at MY clubs, I could hook you up in a heartbeat...Hell, I already have some candidates in mind...heh


And, oh yeah...Happy Anniversary Feral Cat:cool:

lmao...thanks sweetie....I know you'd hook me up REAL good!!! :p

LOL...You could have Becca, she's 19...You could turn her attention away from ME :eek:....Dustin thinks the way she follows me around and hangs all over me, ALWAYS tries to get me to dance with her and shit is awesome...I disagree...It was fun when I was drunk...It's irritating when I'm sober...

And there are MANY other girls...Hmm...Morgana and Jonathan just broke up 2 weeks ago...Morgana is 34, and newly available...lol

This is Morgana:

Morgana kinda looks like the Nanny :D I like it!!!!! :p :D
I might have to make a road trip to Cincy :D :D :D

That's what I been TRYIN' to tell ya!


:D

Of course to a point I agree age is irrelevent. I'm just talking about me in general. If I was to be out in the dating world [ after 26 years I would be totally lost ] I don't think I would be looking for anyone under ....ohh....30 anyway.
But again....thats just me.
But then again....ya never know.

I would thing if Drac, urgeok and myself were to hit the swinging club scenes.....look out....let me tell ya.....whoo yeah.

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