You're fighting a zobmie


This is a zobmie. He superficially resembles the zmobie, but is different in many subtle ways revealed only to the discerning eye. Two of which you don't possess.
You get the jump on him.

You hit for 4 damage. SPLAT! BOOF!

randy sucks some blood out of your opponent and injects it into you.

You gain 2 hit points.

this game makes me giggle so much, excuse my cut and paste


Too... Many... Hippies...
Not... strong enough... To go on...


(You must have at least 30 Moxie to adventure here.)