HAHA!

That was good.

"When a man dies in the throes of masturbating, a terrible curse is created"

He was a marine, but that is semantics.

What i always hated was he died because his neighbor was a closet gay who couldnt come to terms with the fact that he wanted to fuck another guy.

Jesus, if you are like that guy, here is a public service announcement:

Suck a dick and be free.

LOL, it would have been easier on his whole family cuz he wouldn't have been such a dick to them. He was just mad at his son because he thought he was gettin some ass action and he couldn't *sob*:(

I never saw it that way, but that is a very good call.


He probably had 6 or 7 gigs of assfucking on his computer... Doing "research"

He also probably snuck into his sons room hoping to find some gay porn.......................instead he found......*GASP* a plastic bag floating in the wind. What a let down huh?:(

WAS THAT A DIG....GOATBOY.
http://cgi.bbc.co.uk/totp/images/art...e_townsend.jpg

:D

That made me laugh.....

Great, and one asshole makes a dig at me and I get a new nickname...


For the record, i never thought Jim Brewer was very funny.

i actually had a discussion .. with this friends boyfriend who was convinced he was an intellectual .. but just a blowhard know-it-nothing ..

he tried to tell me that the father next door only tried to have a relationship with Spaceys character so he could get some understanding of what his son was going through.

he was convinced that there was no way the military guy could possibly be a closet gay ..


good grief

Holy jesus... He didnt have an ounce of life experience, did he?

My dad had a good freind when i was a kid in indiana. This waas a young, good looking airforce guy. he constantly raved about how hot the chicks were in the "addicted to love" video, drove a corvette, the ladies loved him.

He was (sadly) forcibly discharged from th emilitary a couple of years later because he was found in an office making out with another guy.

That always bugged me. he was a hell of a nice guy, loved his job, and if he was actually freinds with my dad, then he was damn good worker as well as a decent person.

He shouldnt have had to lie about who he was.

*Holding chest while laughing uncontrollably*

He was a closet gay from the beginning, you could tell because he always tried to act so hard and tough. Deep inside, he was a cock lover. He probably had a strap on he made his crazy ass wife use on him. Thats probably why she was screwed in the head for real.:p