I'm gonna suggest working at a zoo.

I can't tell you how uplifting it is to be forced to eat your lunch in front of monkey island, where the monkeys circle-jerk.

*que the ste*


"and they'll be mouth fucking him all day long"

Mart, Shop S mart.;)

Theatre- you get to see movies for free

this is true. I have two friends whow work at the theater and get to see movies for free befor there even released to the public.

I briefly worked at a theatre awhile ago and I got to see Red Dragon before it was released and I saw a few other ones free.

Well
I would suggest you to Blockbuster You get to see all the new releses be for they even come out.Video games to!!!:p

but you have to know absolutely nothing about films to work there.... actualy IDrinkYourBlood would be able to then :D :p ;)

if i was old enough i would probably be manager in a day

that's not completely true, there's one person at the blockbuster I go to that knows his stuff, but then again he recommended Happy Hell Night to me.