I'm just kidding. We'll be alright. Come on. BIG HUG!

[Angry Beavers]

"how much for the monkey"

10 million dollars and several Catillacs.

[Archie Bunker, All in the Familly]

"we steal monkeys all the time"

Don't do that, Hud; they help keep the country clean. Besides, it's against the law.

"this is my boomstick"

"my daughter's not a caca-roach"
(sometimes in april)

"this will not stand, this will not stand this agression with the dude"

"Why don´t you cry about it?"

Ace Ventura

"i um wasn't crying there was dirt in my eye"
Joe Dirt