Reg: If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans.

Brian: I do!

Reg: Oh yeah, how much?

Brian: A lot!

Reg: Right, you're in.

"Everyone! Someothing is happening! Something is REALLY happeneing!"

"Right! This calls for Immediate discussion!"

"Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?"

"Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea."

"You can't have a baby!"
"Don't you oppress me!"
"I'm not oppressin' you! You haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus going to gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?"

"We could fight for his right"
"Her Right."
"Her right to have babies, even though he is a man, and can't have babies, which is no one's fault,. not even the romans"



"Whats the point?"

"It's symbolic. Of our fight against oppression."

"It's symbollic of his fight against sanity..."

"Crucifixion?"

"Yes."

"Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each."



that scene is fuckin hilarious... the best!!

"Uhh, no. i can go free."
"Really?"
"Yep, pilot said, it weas okay, i did nothing wrong, and i could just leave."

"I'm having you! Just kidding, Crucfixion it is!"


I love Terry Gilliam in that movie.

"We have lumps of it 'round the back...."

"Excuse me?"

"Sorry s-s-sir. He's m... He's m... m.. m-m-m-ad sir!"

wtf???? that is most stupidest thing i have ever read in my life!!!

What is "Irony" Alex?

I stand corrected .

rent some Monty Python.... enlightening stuff!