It's POOTIE!!!!!!!:D

Yeah, THAT! THAT cuteness, that's what I'm talking about! We'll have none o' that here, if you please!

Some people think I am crazy! YOU don't think I'm crazy, do you? I get ANGRY when people think I am crazy.....I love your beautiful long hair---don't evair cut it!!

Ummm, me or Pootie?

*batting eyelashes*

I POOTIE TANG and Carmen Elektra but that's a story for later

Oh, you're okay, Marroe, to be sure. But POOTIE likes you even more--he wants to know if he can give you a little potato chip. He CAN????? Great! Here he comes...

(Pootie runs over with a potato chip in his teeth, drops it in Marroe's lap, and scampers away and hides, because he's shy.)

Aww, come back pootie!!! I don't bite.

Pootie says nuh-uh, he's scared of the pretty girl. No wait, he's having second thoughts. He's crawling out. No, he's hiding again. Pootie, Jesus, it's just a girl...she'll probably give you a peanut or something. Peanut? Want a peanut? Aw, he's bein' weird.

but I have teady grahams, pootie!!! Come here you silly rat, I will scratch your chin.

That's not what you told me :D
CK