You've lost me - is this native Saskatchewan-speak?

I take it you have not been

To Saskatchewan?

I can't go to imaginary places.

Whereabouts in The Matrix is it exactly?

In between Alberta and Manatoba. Go viddie a map and there you shall see. We have towns with funny names like elbow and moose jaw and such.

hehe, Moose Jaw. Always wanted to go there

freeze your ass off in the winter .. get eaten alive by black flies in the summer

I dont get eatten alive by black flies brother. Or maybe there are none here in Regina. But either way it does get mighty chillie in the winter time.

God Told Me To
 

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