i always think the Peter North films are funny when he completely covers someone so insanely much that they both break down laughing..

the guy isnt human

Marc Silverstein from "The Best of" on Food Network:
http://www.foodtv.ca/DMM/M/A/Marc_Siverstein_001.jpg

Peter North:
http://www.playtimecinema.com/playti...mages/6_lg.jpg


Separated at birth? You be the judge....

That's not Ron Jeremy on the left, that's Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, an Al Qaeda terrorist and the main planner behind 9/11. That picture is from his capture in Pakistan in 2003.

you are an endless source of logic, kemal. Thank you, i really was hoping ROn hadnt let himself go that bad... He's a dirty old fart, but he seems like a decent guy.

so what you're saying is, that he fucked more people in one day than Ron Jeremy did in a lifetime

exactly

Ok two things...

1: You know how you guys have American Idol?
We've just broadcasted our "Australian Idol", same shit...anyway, the last chick who won was called "Casey Donovan", right?
Ok, so after she won, one of our MAJOR newspapers like, one that gets sold all around the country...printed a website address for her site.
As you may or may not know, and australian sites usually end with: .com.au , except this newspaper forgot to put the .au at the end, and just went with .com.
Anyway, I guess if you go to www.caseydonovan.com you'll get an idea what happened. Apperently there were a few complaints - go figure.

2: Just something funny that I saw YEARS ago...I dunno I was like 14. Anyway, I think it was filmed in New Zealand, some REALLY low budget R18 rated peice of shit...you saw tits, ass, some pussy but no penetration.
Ok, the storyline was riduculous, but that's not the deal.
In part of it, he's meant to be fucking her from behind, she's really acting it up...moaning, screaming..etc, and for like 2 seconds you saw the guys dick - and it wasn't even up!! He was standing there hula-hooping behind her with his dick flopping around and she was acting like she was getting fucked.
I guess you hadda be there, but it was pretty fucking funny.

maybe it was slapping her in all the right places :)

Some guys i knew wanted to go to the video store one time. we got there and they suddenly wanted to go look at the adult film section. They got all giggly and embarressed once back there (they were 26 and 32 at the time, 6 years ago....) so they decided on a few, one of which was called "english Muffins", apparently, it was british porn aimed at americans.

well, there was this one "scene" where a group of men in speedoes and masks are standing around a naked woman on an "altar" (aka, a fold up table with a tablecloth and some candles) which she is strapped to. then the "High preist" comes in. the chick begins moaning and thrusting, then gasps in pleaseure as he wips out his penis, which was a whopping 4 inches erect.

Now, im not ron jeremy, but i left 4 inches behind somewhere in my early teens. i have never laughed so hard at something that was apparently intended for me to be turned on by.

Wow, maybe size really doesn't matter......:D