My wife would say the same thing.

btw Vod: I wanted to sign up on scaredyet.com forums, but it said "invalid blah blah blah code could not send email" then I couldn't sign up because my email address had been used.

Do I have to go through thte trouble of making a new email account to sign up now?

fellated to death by 12 well-trained (but not skanky) asian women, mostly Japanese and Korean

I'd like to die...rightttt about...now.

Drug overdose

it took a while but finally .. the rock and roll exit .. :)

it was either the overdose or choking to death on puke while in a drunken coma.

i bet i can beat her first!!

hey something interesting?? check out the stats u need for US marshals

hafto say, they rnt nearly as impossible as i thought they would be!

-women: 10.9-17.1% body fat, sit and reach 22.5-24.4, over 24 push ups, 44-50 sit ups, 1.5 mile run 10:48-12:51

-men: 5.3-9.4% body fat, sit and reach 20.5-22.9, over 47-61 push-ups, 47-54 sit-ups, 1.5 mile run 8:14-10:1

drinking is stupid, I thought about it and if your going to go out. Why not in have fun... Drinking isn't fun. Pills are fun

During rush hour on I-20. Hopefully I'll be driving my truck when I have a massive seizure, causing my foot to hold the pedal full throttle. Maybe I'll take some of these bastards with me to the holy land.

I want to die giving my father a check for all the money he has ever given me lol