Whip her with a wet noodle!

Oh and i am TEH lukewarmness

can i be teh freezing kaldness?

Well with you being a ho and all you're atleast body temp.

yeh but im cold hearted, hence teh kaldness

neways, my ho days is over. im Gren now.

Yes you're right. So how about a body who has been dead for like 6 hours?

works for me

i teh body that has been dead for 6 hours, several hours short of rigor mortis, slightly poseable, almost lively (like a sleepin angel).

LOL...Well, hell...I'm stupid, remember?...So go ahead and do whatcha gotta do :p

looks like a spanking is in order !!

LOL...Okay...Bend over:p...heh .....Does the sound of a cracking whip scare you?;)

nah, does the sound of Ready Whip scare you ? :)