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urgeok 11-17-2004 05:24 AM

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Originally posted by newb
You mean...your bride is hot AND she can cook?


how could she even get a grilled cheese started with you attacking her right at the stove :)

urgeok 11-17-2004 05:26 AM

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Originally posted by ShankS
haha forgot the time zones... its 14:22 here. Got you guys craving for lunch at 9 in the morning.

I like my sandwiches moist inside with the bread a bit dry.

And yeah I like quiche, fresh out the oven :)


i cant deal with anything wet in a sandwich (unless i'm the filler !)
soggy bread grosses my out .. which is why i cannot eat egg salad ...

actually egg salad, and fresh sliced tomatos (thanks again shanks) are the 2 things i cant eat .. even at gunpoint.

Vodstok 11-17-2004 05:27 AM

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Originally posted by urgeok
how could she even get a grilled cheese started with you attacking her right at the stove :)
Touche' :D

FairyKorpes 11-17-2004 05:27 AM

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Originally posted by Vodstok
Im actually the cook. Bree doesnt like to, and i hover when she tries ("I wouldnt do it like that..." She gets pissed...)

I love to cook. I also have the patience to hand fill 28 raviolis over the course of 2 hours....

This is weird my daughters name is Brieawna.

Back on topic, if you're full after that then i would like to know how long you spent in the concentration camp?

Newb i don't think that's quiche, it looks like a corn fritter or something.

ShankS 11-17-2004 05:28 AM

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Originally posted by urgeok
how could she even get a grilled cheese started with you attacking her right at the stove :)
I can imaging the scene now....

Vod holding a spatular..

Prod...Proding
"Bree it's gona burn"


"Back off...it aint!"

Prod...
"yes it is Bree...look I see smoke"


"it's not burning...it's cooking"

prodding harder..
"omg Bree your gona ruin the dinner!"


"look stfu Vod it's cooking ...not fucking burning!"


:D
;)

Vodstok 11-17-2004 05:32 AM

oddly, though, she doesnt call me "Vod".....:D ;)

urgeok 11-17-2004 05:33 AM

thats not the kind of attacking i was thinking about ...

you know - kids these days .. she gets bent over the stove in some little apron with nothing on, and the apron says 'eat me'

he looks over to see whats going on .. then the attack starts .. and the food does burn !

urgeok 11-17-2004 05:34 AM

jeeze i had a funny thought ..

Vod said earlier that Havarti is the cheese God eats.

Apparently Vod prefers to eat Bree :)

ShankS 11-17-2004 05:35 AM

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Originally posted by urgeok
thats not the kind of attacking i was thinking about ...

you know - kids these days .. she gets bent over the stove in some little apron with nothing on, and the apron says 'eat me'

he looks over to see whats going on .. then the attack starts .. and the food does burn !

I see your point...who could resist nakedness under an apron

:D

jay o2 waster 11-17-2004 05:36 AM

WHYY CAN't I SEE THE SANDWHICH


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