BUTT I do it so well!

i hope im not BUTTing in

oh no. we REARceive your puns with open arms.

im glad i did not ASSume the worse

the worse? no. u r always welcome. you are a FANNY kid...

why thank you. i got my coarse selections for the 9th grade to day and my ASSingment is to pick 5 electives

what abutt me?

5 electives? that is quite a tASSk on your hands!

furball? i cant say, i dont nkow u too well as you are a bit knew. how about you tell me some of ur dreams and ASSpiratoins?

My only asspirations are:
1) I want to be a plumber
2) If I can't be a plumber, then window washer will do
3) If I can't be a window washer, then I'll be a hobo
4) If I can't be a hobo, I'll be the person that hobos kick
5) If I can't be that, then I'll be dead... or a teacher.

quite a list you have there! so if you cant be a hobo, you'll be a hobo kicker...

u'd kick them.. in the ASS... id.. ASSume???? ^_^