I heard that there is a human brain inside a magic eight ball, is that true??

Yes.

That's actually the answer to "what happens after we die?" but I'm not sure I was supposed to say that.

You have inside information on this???

I was once told that they put human heads in bowling balls, and if you stick your finger in the thumb hole far enough.....well I didnt use my finger *snicker*

Oh, that's what that was.

Thanks man, I bowled a 270 that night.

You will have three daughters and no sons.

(I'm going to start answering questions asked in other threads now. I'm a leech :) )

I'm actually starting to wonder whether or not I should make one of these threads.

An you're not a leech, you're a thread derailer.;)

Now theres an idea. I think I should start answering questions from other forums.




No what you should do is take a stool sample to the doctor and have it checked for worms and parasites.-question answered from WebMD.

LOL

+gross

When's the right time to tell a girl you need to borrow a pencil? Or, for that matter, a pen?

Just before you take the test.

but... Never on a tuesday like this, it will end horribly. One time I lent someone my pen on a tuesday and then asked him to get me the test that was on the desk. He reluctantly did it, then I went crazy on him for not saying "you're welcome" haha

So know the obligations that come with borrowing a pen and if ther is one day to remember a pen, make it tuesdays.