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newb 05-16-2005 09:30 AM

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Originally posted by fannyface
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Thats funny....here's another

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2.../tombstone.jpg

ferrit666 05-17-2005 04:17 AM

It's simple
all u do is ask a girl out!!!:D

urgeok 05-17-2005 06:18 AM

DEAD THREAD

newb 05-17-2005 06:26 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...tombstone2.jpg

Nyder 05-17-2005 08:55 AM

"Yes, hello. How are you? That's good. Anyway, I was wondering, do you want to go out for a coffee or something? No? You're busy? Well, maybe another time then. Okay, well I'll see you later. Bye." ME=LOSER!!!!!

You know, you guys are right. I just don't deserve a girlfriend. I'm just too pathetic for my own good.

Now I have this big gaping void to fill for the rest of my life. What am I going to do? I guess I could play video games or something. Hopefully I won't get even more bored. :rolleyes:

And ferrit666; dude, you're 12 years old. I'm 11 years older then you, and you probably have more experience with girls then me!!! :eek:

ShankS 05-17-2005 09:19 AM

are you for real?!?

I think this farce has burnt out, anyone can't seriously be this inept at social relations with other people. I think you'll find, people here became tiresome of this trolling a few pages ago. I'll admit it was humerous at first, but no body cares now.

If there is a shred of truth in it, you're at the wrong place... go vist a counsellor or a shrink if thats what they call them in Aus, and seek medicaly advised help, since you wont get anything here.

Preacher 05-17-2005 09:22 AM

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Originally posted by ShankS
If there is a shred of truth in it, you're at the wrong place... go vist a counsellor or a shrink if thats what they call them in Aus, and seek medicaly advised help, since you wont get anything here.
Or he could just go home and have a BIIIIIGGGG wank.

That'll cheer him up.

barbra 05-17-2005 09:25 AM

just use a dating serice, and if you don't slash her up we don't care anymore. Im surprised people have been this helpful for this long considering this is the only place you post. See you are a lucky boy, now go masterbate and get over it.

Preacher 05-17-2005 09:34 AM

Nah seriously mate. Buck your ideas up. If you go out looking for these things they'll never happen. If you do wanna bird you gotta stop spendin all your time on the internet like a saddo (mmmm....what does that make me then???).....errr.....anyway, what i mean is you should go out and join a club or somethin. Do somethin like martial arts, take up a language etc etc. Anythin that'll allow you to meet new people. Thats just it you see....you meet people though people. Then you'll probably make a load of new mates (different to the ones you've got) and hopefully you might meet a bird who likes you.

Chin up.

ItsAlive75 05-21-2005 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by barbra
just use a dating serice, and if you don't slash her up we don't care anymore. Im surprised people have been this helpful for this long considering this is the only place you post. See you are a lucky boy, now go masterbate and get over it.
Youch.


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