no i haven't been able to chew my face off yet... which explains why i'm still ugly..........

use a knife one first

it's too simple to use a knife.. maybe i can find a girlfriend that will chew my face off for me... and then spit it into my mouth so i can eat it...

might i note that it would be cool if she found to be hotter without my face

LIE LIE LIE! LOL!

Welcome back bud! :D

i'm not a liar ;)

ill rip it off for you *pulls out favorite "toy"*

no no no... i said girlfriend... it needs to be a sexual thing.. lol

it can be

first of all.. that'd make me gay... and a petaphile since you're young... so no

im glad you say no nine was threatening me ot do it she said kpro would shoot me if i didnt ask