Umm...Okay...




Sandwiches: Chicken Salad or Ham Salad?

Chicken salad




Kevin Spacey or Nick Cage

Nicholas Cage






Sausage or Bacon?







Gotta go watch Shaun Of the Dead now...Be back later:)

bacon



have breakfast or go without breakfast.

Out of habit, go without...

However, I advise even the most busy of people to try and at least take a peice of fruit with them.

Speaking of fruit...

Peach, or mango?

I've never really cared for either but peach





apple or orange

orange (we used to own an apple orchard when i was a kid - i got sick of them fast)




jar jar binks or scrappy doo ?

Scrappy Doo, 'cos he ended up getting ditched by the team (and rightly so) in the movie, and later bitchslapped into a wall by scooby, like the insignificant little peice of shit he was.

snorks, or captain caveman?

Snorks




masturbate or masticate

Masticate

Horror Hotel or Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

yeah that's a hard one, TCM




Halloween Resurrection or Jason X

I really like Tobe Hooper's Horror Hotel (aka Eaten Alive).

Halloween: Ressurection


Bowie or Iggy Pop?

Jason X




Ferris Beullers Day Off or Breakfast Club

Bowie


Ferris Beullers Day Off or Breakfast Club

That's a hard one, uh.....

Breakfast Club





Dogma or Clerks

Breakfast Club

Fugazi or Sonic Youth?

Dogma

Sonic Youth





Adam Sandler or Jim Carrey

Adam Sandler

Nosferatu or Near Dark?

Near Dark




YIM or AIM

YIM




NetZero or AOL

Cant i hate them both?

NetZero if they didnt em,ploy Dennis Miller, so AOL, because it has been fucking people longer.


Alligator or Crocodile?

Alligator




The Mummy or The Wolfman

The Wolfman. Stephen Sommers hasnt CGI'd that one. Yet.


The Mummy or The Mummy Returns

The Mummy





Jaws or Open Water

Jaws...haven't seen the other.

Pour a dropper full of vinegar into your eyeball
or
Drop a single grain of caustic soda into your eyeball?

vinegar



air conditioning or windows open

Air con...

Place a single fresh chilli seed into your open eye
or
(edit)
Have a guy shoot a drop of piss onto your tongue

Damn....i missed this one.:mad:

Heh...I thought of you when I posted it...Don't feel TOO bad, your precious chicken salad won anyway :)
I'll go with the chili seed in the eye (as it has already happened to me...Although, not on purpose)


Marvel or DC?

DC

better Batman, Adam West or George Clooney?

DC, Batman kicks Spiderman's ass




Hot sauce or plain pepper

EDIT: Ne'er Mind

my bad



George Clooney, please don't shoot I just never really liked the old cheesy shows




Hot sauce or plain pepper

Hot sauce...Specificly Cayenne Pepper sauce...



Death Penalty or Life in prison?

If you hurt a child in anyway, or kill someone you die plan and simple

anything less than that Life in Prison

so if we're talking about the scum of the earth that commit the first type of crimes I mention then Death Penalty




Shaun of the Dead or Scary Movie

Shaun Of The Dead...I always thought that they could have done SO much more with Scary Movie...




Lake Placid or Deep Blue Sea?

Deep Blue Sea





Batman, Batman Returns, Batman & Robin, Batman Forever

oh..umm..I'm not really into Batman...But, I guess I'll say...The one with Jack Nicholson as the Joker...





Football or Baseball?

Football(by a huge margin)




baseketball or tennis

Whahn whahn whaaaaaaa! This question has already been asked. Anyway....Tennis

Sadist or Masochist