I dont know what a russian lighthouse is haha.. Is that when they stick a camera and light up your ass?

Considering I dont have a prostate I would rather the light in my butt.


Dvds

or

Vhs

i'll let someone else explain it to you

dvd

gore or psychological thriller

Gore everytime

Argento or Romero?

Is there a reason why you can't explain it to me. Its ok. Im a big girl, I can handle it. ;)

Romero


Hard boiled candy

or

Jelly type candy

Gummies?

Having to be bald for the rest of your life, or toothless?

Bald....




Death by spinning huv cap in the air aimed straight at your wind pipe or being burned alive ?

hub cap

Where's your 'This or That'?


Okay...I got one for ya.....


At the library: Kill the people running it for putting up these stupid 'web security' things that won't let you view half the pages here OR Kill ALL of these losers at the lbrary (especially this geek beside me) Then take their money and get a computer that doesn't blow up!!!??

Kill the geek, take the money.


set fire to a bus full of retards or set fire to a school full of retards

Hmm...Bus......Bus explosion...pretty...oooohhhh




Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?