it's pretty early where im at so i'll give you a break

Pistols

Blood Feast or Blood Diner?

HG Lewis!!!

Blood feast

kiss (*the band): good or overrated

Overated

Slayer or Sabbath?

thats fucking hard, but i'll go with slayer, sabbath isn't as mysterious ever since the osbournes hit mtv


remakes: good, evil?

That depends... My mom's friend has a son who is an up and coming horror buff, so for him and other youngsters I think remakes are a bit of all right. Some movies need to be remade due to the shitty quality of the old. However, there is a sort of sacred quality to the old versions. I like the Dawn of the Dead remake somewhat because I thought the original was a little boring.


Dell or Gateway?

Dell





Nero or Roxio

nero all the way




hotdog or dreamweaver ?

bahh, hotdog express blew hard
so dreamweaver


piercings or tatoos

Tatoos


Dracula-

Lugosi VS Lee

Lugosi...totally

Dracula or Varney?

Dracula


Deer Hunter VS Deer Avenger

:p

Deer Hunter





Macromedia or Adobe

Macromedia


King VS Koontz

King


Jerry Lewis & Dean Martin or Abbot and Costello

Abbot and Costello



Dog Soldiers VS The Howling

The Howling.

A single lego
OR
A Thimble full of milk?

A thimble full of milk


beauty or money

'Tis a shallow question

Money. Im cute enough already :)


turn the cheek or paybak?

PAYBACK

I am so vendictive.

Love or Lust

depends on a lot of factors ..

i usually turn the cheek ... the 1st time ..

but paypack - i believe strongly in the 10X rule.

fuck with me and you get it back 10X worse



crazy 8's or war ?

shit i write too slow ..


i cant pick

lust is more fun, love is more enduring ..

Um...Urge...your "this or that?"

that was kind of a pass ....




ok .


mnms or smarties

mnms

skittles or sweetarts

SKITTLES.

Psycho time.

Crush the life from a mouse in your hand
or
Hammer a nail through a frog?

I wonder...is the game considered "won" when nobody will answer?

Hammer a nail through a frog




More psycho time

shave a puppy and burn it with a magnifying glass on a sunny day or choke a kitten out

Choke a kitten out.
Dogs RULE cats in every way.

Eat:
A live (large) goldfish
or
A live sea slug?

And by eat, I mean chew well, and swallow.

Ive already done the goldfish thing so I will choose that.





Slip and fall face first into pile of shit or rotting corpse full of maggots

A pile of shit, because there is less trauma involved.

Seeing a rotting corpse walking toward you or seeing a cop headed toward you when you've got an ounce of weed in your pocket.

swallowing an ounce of weed would in my opinion be a LOT less traumatic than seeing a corpse walk across the yard.







shoot a stranger who betrayed you to provide for its family or a friend who betrayed you for personal gain

Much more deceitful...completely disregarding your friendship is an insult, and only for personal gain...fuck that. The friendship is over from that moment, so, I guess if I hadda shoot SOMEONE, it'd be the backstabbing friend.


Cut a finger off with a cleaver
or
Place your finger (any) onto a solid bench, and smash it wih a hammer?

LMAO! Hmmm...I'll go with smashing my finger with a hammer.

Poke somebody's eyes out with your finger or eat an eyeball? ;)

I'd eat an eyeball...and since you didn't specify, I'd go with a whole fried fish, eyeball included.
I've had it before, it ain't all that bad.

Swallow a pingpong ball
or
shit a golf ball?

DAMN IT! I meant a HUMAN eyeball ;) I guess you got me there.

This is getting disgusting, but it's hilarious ;)

Alright....I guess I'd shit a golf ball....

Hmmm....eat your own snot or drink a glass of your own piss? ;)

Since piss could potentially be very toxic, I'd have to eat my own snot.

Being caught dead (literally) fucking a horse (a la Catherine the Great) or being caught dead having been fucked by a bull?

Wouldn't you of had to swallow the golf ball first?

Good point. I never really thought of that ;)

I think it'd be better to give than to recieve in this case ;)