"Sisters" 2/10

I know we're only writing the 9th of January, but there's no doubt in my mind this will be one of the very worst movies I'll get to see this year. I strongly believe I absolutely hate Tina Fey as an actress after watching this Dumb & Dumber abortion. Both female actors tried so excruciatingly hard to be funny and every damn scene was just one comedy cliche after the other.

Sisters felt as if the director of The Solomon Brothers had made both movies simultaneously, but only paid attention to the Solomon project. Sisters is the leftovers, deleted scenes and throw-away material.

Yeah but The Boy comes out in a couple weeks. That must be worse than this.

Say whaaaat?!!

The Boy sounds awsome! ::cool::

Lmao awesomely bad maybe ::big grin::

No man, I'm dead serious.

There's 2 signs this could be a potentially great horror movie. Famous actors and a budget. ::wink::

Also, the story sounds pretty original. ::smile::

Oh I thought you were joking...

It's a PG-13 horror movie being released in January, and the story is hardly original. It's Gremlins meets Annabelle. Not to mention the awful "scares" in the trailer. AND it's from the director of The Devil Inside.

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Nightlights 2015 9/10

Haven't seen much of the trailer (15 seconds) as I'm already certain I'll watch this one.

Alright suit yourself

Not found footage so hc hates it.

PG-13 horror movies not good enough for you because there's no gore or nudity?

Oh please don't give me that bullshit as if you adore PG-13 horror movies. I like quite a few of them, but more often than not, they're not that good.

Just bustin' your balls, kid.

Dead in 3 Days, 2006. 7/10


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Nothing orginal here but being a foreign film, I dunno it seems to make common horror matters lovely and beautiful to watch. 5 friends all graduate from HS. They all get a text saying Dead in 3 days. They think nothing off it and continue partying and having a good time, then the killings start....not bad murders, some were tame but there is a fish tank kill that was awesome. I guess there is a Part 2. I may check it out.

I Spit on Your Corpse, I Piss on Your Grave, 2001. 7/10


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Sick.

What a title. Sounds like a spoof.

"The Intern" 5/10

Robert De Niro sticking his nose in everybody's bussiness eventually annoyed the hell out of me. And the last finger shaking about the husband cheating on his wife because she was a neglecting workaholic really pissed me off. It was basically De Niro saying that it doesn't matter if you're a workaholic wife who neglects your husband and daughter, it's never ok to cheat. I'd say that is exactly when it's the right time to cheat. Take care of your fucking family.

"Solace" 7/10

This could have been a pretty great thriller if the movie had taken a different approach, because the last part was definitely the best and I would've loved to see much more of that cat & mouse chase. Instead the whole thing felt kinda like a pilot to yet another crime series. One I would never watch.

Aliens. Pretty much a perfect movie

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The Calling 2000 7/10

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Anomalisa 10/10

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5/10

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Rio 10/10

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7/10

The Forest (2016)

Japan's Aokigahara "Suicide Forest" by itself is a creepy and gruesome place because of its reputation as one of the most notorious suicide spots in the world as well as its historic association with demons in Japanese mythology. Its inherently scary atmosphere is perfect for a good horror movie, but The Forest mostly squanders its promise by degrading it to a hot spot for cheap jump scares. The Forest stars Game of Thrones star Natalie Dormer in a dual role as twins Jess and Sara. Jess has disappeared into the forest, and Sara travels to Japan to go into the forest to look for her, unaware of the demons that lurk in the forest. The film has a pretty interesting premise and could have worked if executed correctly. 2014's As Above, So Below took an intrinsically creepy setting, the Paris catacombs, and used an unsettling atmosphere and good scares to make one of the better horror films of that year. The Forest does not use its setting to its advantage. Any atmosphere created by the forest is frittered away by a dull jump scare. Despite all the loud noises and sudden shocks, the scares are just boring. That could have been helped by a good story, but once Sara actually reaches the forest, the plot just sort of stops. The last half of the movie is just her running through the forest while demons pop out from behind the trees. It's not until the end that the plot decides to move forward any more, but by the time the big twist happens, you don't really care. The Forest has a committed performance from Natalie Dormer and glimmers of an interesting movie but mostly wastes them on predictable jump scares and a bland story.

4/10

Last Girl 2013, 4/10.

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People are making a movie. They make this guy carry the FF camera and film them torturing a call girl that he had visited or they will kill his wife. A lot of cool things were implied, like a beheading and a corpse fucking or a skull fuck but were never shown, just after the fact. No nudity at all. Dark and shaky cam most of the time. The set location was cool. An never ending abandon building with cool rooms and hallways. That captured my 4 rating.

Billy Club, 2013. 8/10








This was utterly fantastic! I waited too long too see this. Well fuck me. The gory parts were awesome for sure. I just realized that this has a connection to Blood Junkie, one of my favorite films, no wonder. One of the directors of this film starred in Blood Junkie and the other directed it! I kept picking this film up at Disc Replay every time I'd visit. I'd put it down though. Fuck, always go with your gut instinct. ; ) Maybe its still there...

I love the other poster for Billy Club, made me want to give it a watch. Great artwork:

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Yea, except... notice the hands and the angle of the club? Looks like the club is either broken or bend. Looks a bit amateurish actually. Other than that the poster is awsome. ::smile::

Great weekend for movie choices!!!!

The Visit

A+

Sicario

A+

The Walk

A-

Son of Liberty (from History channel)

B+

I second this for both posters! Damn I wish Netflix would get in some good horror! All they've got in lately is absolute shit.

Black Mass (2015)
B
Different take on the story of The Departed.
Johnny Depp looked freakin' evil with his pale skin, blonde hair and blue eyes.
I'd love to see him play some kind of serial killer.

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7/10

PULP FICTION (1994). Been a long time since I've seen this and while it is a great film, some scenes are way too long, way too many F bombs and Tarantion really can't act (Would liked to have seen Danny DeVito or Steve Buscemi in the role). Still many memorable scenes and ace performances by Samuel L Jackson, John travolta, Bruce Willis, Ving Rhames and Harvey Keitel. ***1/2

Hateful Eight

Good story but Django was much better.

Goosebumps (2015)
C+
Not that bad but I think it's more aimed at a younger audience.

Legend (2015)
B-
Another decent crime movie based on the English twin brothers Kray.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2nd viewing) 9/10

Creed 7.5/10

eXistenZ, 1999




Night Breed, 1990



Housebound, 2014



The Downfall of Mr. Difford, 2016

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9/10 classic

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9/10

Black Butler, 2014. 8/10

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The Abandoned, 2015. 7/10


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