Italian.

Give head to a male bear (while YOU'RE) at gunpoint, until he blasts a nut down your throat
or
twist the head off a small LIVE bird, chew and swllow it, then vomit up the remains onto a mongoloid child?

Umm...Bird/Puke thing...





Big Mac or Whopper?

Big Mac



Hot Dogs or Hamburgers

Hamburgers...By far






On hamburgers: Mayonnaise, Mustard or Ketchup?

All of 'em but take it easy with the Mayo



On a hot dog- chili,ketchup or mustard?

Chili, onions and shredded cheddar cheese...That's how we do it here ;)






Spaghetti: With Chili or Spaghetti Sauce?

Spaghetti Sauce(but I like both)

which is worse....

Jason X or Halloween Resurrection?

I havnt actually seen either, but I think Jason x looks bad in a fun kind of way, so Ill go with Halloween Resurection, which just looks like garbage.

Simpsons or Futurama?

Simpsons


shrimp or crab

Crab!

Grape jelly or strawberry preserves?