guilty

Have you ever hit a person of the opposite sex?

guilty, i hit my old ex girlfriend inbetween her legs. she looooooved it.


how do you plea to the charge of stealing from your mommas purse?

Guilty


ever catch a bus with an old ticket?

I think you are missing the point of this game.... read the first post

Not Guilty

Have you ever tortured a small animal?

Not Guilty

Ever steal from your your employer?

Guilty (stole an old employers daughter for a night and got fired the next day)

Have you ever had homosexual thoughts?

Not Guilty



Have you ever stolen from the goverment?

not guilty

Has your government ever stolen from you?

...............................no?
i dont know, not guilty doesnt sound right to answer that question.


do you fart in front of your aunts?

Guilty (I fart in front of everyone.)

Have you ever got so drunk you blacked out and woke up somewhere and said WTF How did I get here!?