Killer shrew

Shrew

a killer shrew is no match for the fucking mullet. Think about it; it's spelled as if it should have a silent T, but the T is pronounced! It's not pronounced "moolay" like some sort of fruity french pastry. It's a motherfucking MULLET! Just looking at someone with a mullet, you know they're gonna have dissapointing 3 minute sex with some skinny chick (who is chewing gum at the time), then punch someone in the mouth afterwards. Like, right afterwards. He might not even have pulled his dick out yet. That's the power of the fucking mullet.

Despite some very wise words by Sam, the mullet loses to a killer shrew.

ROUND: WHO GIVES A SHIT?

This one is all about the adhesives! Yee-haaaaa!


Gorilla Glue

http://www.topgun.co.uk/images/Goril...ttle_large.jpg

VS.

Duct Tape

http://www.panthereast.com/images/duct%20tape.jpg

gorilla glue

Glue :)

I gotta go with the handyman's secret weapon on the basis that Red Green is my idol.

http://jam.canoe.ca/Television/Netwo...edgreen256.jpg

Duct Tape...It has a few more uses than glue...And, it's a bit easier to remove when you're done with it;)

Duct Tape