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barbra 05-05-2005 08:46 AM
Nyder, meet Babygirl20 , BG, meet Nyder. Use a rubber, can't have that babybatter makin in down the slip and slide

kung-fu-jesus 05-05-2005 01:11 PM
you really want a girl friend, just ask barbra out she is probibly desperate as hell.

Nyder 05-08-2005 05:59 PM
Yes, but you guys have it easy. You were socialised into dating at an early age. You know about all of the subtle social cues that are necessary in order to attract the opposite sex. I know nothing of this and now it seems a very daunting task to learn. Nevertheless I guess it is still possible to be an involuntary celibate and be able to live a relatively happy life.

barbra 05-08-2005 08:58 PM
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Originally posted by kung-fu-jesus
you really want a girl friend, just ask barbra out she is probibly desperate as hell.
haha! I suppose thats a posibility:rolleyes:

evil_blonde 05-08-2005 10:29 PM
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Originally posted by GorePhobia
me being the man with the game....i know what you can do....meet girls online....who probably have low self esteem. Make them feel good.....ask to meet up, put a movie on....ask them to lie down with you then make a move.....97% if the time I did it i got laid......or atleast touched her breast lol just try it and see how it works.....if that dont work I'll give you a money back guareentee
So now I know your true intentions, huh?

DraculaInDallas 05-08-2005 10:34 PM
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Originally posted by evil_blonde
So now I know your true intentions, huh?
LMAO!!!!....I think somebody just got busted!!!! :D

Nyder 05-14-2005 04:23 AM
Did you know that Pol Pot had a girlfriend? How come mass murderers can get girlfriends but I can't? I can't be worse then them.

There is a girl that I have been thinking of asking out. I worked with her a few years ago but then she had a boyfriend. Her boyfriend was a bit of a girlyboy like me so maybe I have a chance unless she currently has a boyfriend. But I'm not stupid I know if a chick is nice to you it doesn't necessarily mean she likes you.

ShankS 05-14-2005 08:06 AM
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Originally posted by Nyder
Did you know that Pol Pot had a girlfriend? How come mass murderers can get girlfriends but I can't? I can't be worse then them.

There is a girl that I have been thinking of asking out. I worked with her a few years ago but then she had a boyfriend. Her boyfriend was a bit of a girlyboy like me so maybe I have a chance unless she currently has a boyfriend. But I'm not stupid I know if a chick is nice to you it doesn't necessarily mean she likes you.
just keep grinning at her every time you meet.

X¤MurderDoll¤X 05-14-2005 09:22 AM
fuck dude, you sound pretty pathetic. Either lower your standards like whoa for someone more pathetic than you, or shape up. Learn to love yourself and all that jazz.

Carpe Noctem 05-14-2005 10:39 AM
Meet a girl you want, slap her in the face with your penis and moonwalk out of the room.

She won't be able to resist you.


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