Recipes are lame....Just make up your own

1 hersheys bar
1 rock from your driveway
one alien private part
one midget
glass of water
2 dozen eggs
a poo covered shoe
stir well
bake for 2 minutes
lather
rinse
repeat

get some tortillas, put cheese on one, put tortilla on top. put in the microwave till melted.

then put some sour cream, salsa, guaamole... etc etc......

Furball's Recipe #1
 

Burnt Piece of Shit Sandwich

Take one (1) piece of bread, preferably rainbow bread. Coat bread with honey, then relish. Boil an egg, then mince and sprinkle onto honey and relish. Add mass amount of ketchup, until completely satisfied. Next, add one (1) piece of turkey, deli style. Next, add one (1) slice of cheddar flavoured processed cheese. Add four (4) tsp. of table salt, and a pinch of pepper. Add three (3) cups of sour cream, then add one (1) piece of bread, to make a sandwich. Fry in frying pan on high for twenty (20) minutes, or until nicely charred. Pop into the toaster for an added ten (10) minutes for extra flavour. Enjoy, and whatever you do, don't feed it to the dog!



From the Mind of Furballothrills, but not the Kitchen!

Re: Furball's Recipe #1
 

What ever happend to the plain old grilled cheese sandwich? Great for poor folks like myself, and a classic:)

Meh, too classic. It wouldn't be a burnt piece of shit sandwich unless you burnt it way too much!

this whole thread is killing me. i go from laughing to thinking up recipes.

Re: Furball's Recipe #1
 

Remind me never to let you cook for me.

same here(+ i don't have a dog he died 2 years ago,3 years old)

Did you feed her some of your cooking?