my cats won't eat shop bought cooked chicken....only the chicken that mammy cooks is good enough!!! spoilt or what :-s

As it should be! We are, after all, their staff! :D

My three wont eat the cheap ham I buy for my sons Packed lunches but go batshit crazy for Parma ham ,Sirius even tries to open the fridge door to get at it!!

no carrie 2
the one where the dudes fuck the nerds chick secretly film it then show everyone then she kills herself

too true!!!
dogs obey their masters and cats have servants :-)

never tried mine with that, but they go crackers for cheap chicken roll from tescos :eek:

I think I'm going to leave Facebook until after the election is over.

That's a good idea, but no matter what I do I can't escape the politics. phone calls I can't ignore enough, my mailbox overflows with ads. Politics are it's own horror story.

You're so right!

they certainly are a nightmare!!! I hate politics with a passion, why do we need so many of these morons running the country???? and more to the point why are we paying them all?

I wish most of them would just shrivel up and die, like a slug covered in salt!!

haha ,yeah they are very fucking annoying,get a bag full of ecstasy and hand them out.....they will think they got a treat when reaally it was a trick,or even better hand out hash chocolate cup cakes :D

iv just moved out in to the middle of no where ,so no kids will annoy me, and if any kids do come up my driveway they will be kidnapped and locked under my house

you prank calling the er?

what is it that you do?

really? .....dont lie your one of the patients

youd be one of those nurses who abuses the patients when alone with them

can take ther false teeth out too ;)

give em a pill to throw up for some lube ;)

thats digusting,how could you be soo vile,shame on you

My sis is a registered mental health nurse and is also mad as cheese~I BET YOURE FECKING GOOD at your job

The rain has begun. If you don't see me online in the next day or so, you know we lost power.

Should I go vote on November 6th or watch horror? Decisions, decisions....

Edit: Maybe watch Uncle Sam?
http://cimages.swap.com/images/dvd/90/134890.jpg

Wanna be friends?

is that coz of that giant storm?you guys allways get big storms you poor bastards

like how the sea fucked up japan for eating out of it too much and christchurch had a massive earthquake for having such a stupid name

Need to vent, I'm so pissed off right now.

So, today's supposed to be the worst of the hurricane, starting around 12:00-1:00. Every state in the area (PA, NJ, DE, MD) has declared a state of emergency. I never got a call from my boss to not come in to work. The governor of Delaware (where I live) has said no one is to be on the roads. If you're caught on the road, you could get a $150 fine. So, I come in to work. I'm the only one here. Talked to one of the guys and he called the boss. THE BOSS IS WORKING FROM HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So, basically, he's saying fuck all of you, I'm staying home. When Mark told him about all the states of emergency and whatnot, he said "Yeah, I'm aware of all that." And here I sit, alone. Fuck him, I'm leaving.

Wow. that's not right of him to do that. I would leave too. How can a boss no care about his workers like that?

I would kill for an apple crumble and custard right now, that is all..

Not a big fan of apple crumble....much more of a rhubarb man myself. :cool:

I had a similar thing happen once. Years ago when I was in college I was working at an auto parts chain store and we were in a Blizzard. The police were saying stay off the roads or you will be fined and we were under a state of emergency.

I drove into work (about 20 miles away) and it's just me and another guy. The Boss stayed home because he couldn't get out of his driveway (He had a 4x4 truck while I had a Pontiac Firebird with wide wheels in the back for racing, and after shoveling for an hour I was able to get out and make it to work on time, but anyway).

He said he couldn't send us home until he heard from the higher ups at the company. So we worked all day as the snow came down and finally about 3pm, an hour before we were closing anyway, he calls back and says, go ahead and close the shop. Not only did we not have ONE customer all day long but when we walked outside, the snow was over the hood of my car!!!

Lucky for me the other guy stayed another hour trying to help me get out of the parking lot. It was such a load of crap...

Rhubard sucks, it tastes bitter.. Apple and blackcurrant crumble is the tits!!

Wrong.....

I'm never wrong

i can understand that,bosses are wankers.thats what sucks about the world ,the more higher up in the workplace you want to be,the more of a wanker fuck face you have to become

while its pissing down hurricane there,theres not a breath of wind or cloud in the sky here,and its around 23 degrees.aahh summers on the way,might have to get in my g banger and sun tan my hairy white cheeks :D

that fuckin hurrican is all thats on tv over here.fucks ach

had to laugh at those stupid reporter idiots getting fucked up in the waves and stuff.

Can't be bothered to get up.. :( ...but I gotta have a bath go to baby group then get some candy for the trick'n'treaters, dressing my little man as a skeleton :) fun times

well iv got to admit ya didnt hear fuck all about haiti ,they actually got fucked over too.

Tha's because they are poor in Haiti and no journalists live there.