its hard being insane isnt it????



I like spaghetti

and meaty balls.



I like to take walks.

too bad you dont have legs



i am fat

so don't let me sit on your Chihuahua or it will be lost forever.



I have cute little toes.

i keep them in a jar at the side of the bed!



i have nice eyebrows...

ughhh you should really do something about the gang greene


I like pizza

the unibrow isnt very attractive


i can be a little racist sometimes

That's because you're only 3 feet tall



I have blue eyes

so do I!!!!(seriously actually i am 6'0")


i like to smell good

one blue (blew) this way
one blue (blew) the other

'can't get enought gore'



i smell good..


for a pig ~~







I love toast