creep show

Rodentz this movie was a royal suck fest.

Fangoria Blood Drive 2

Hellbound, Hellraiser 2

The Wedding Singer

Better than I thought it would be.

I guess you're entitled to an opinion too... Even if it is sadly misguided. Just kidding. What didn't you like about it? The ending is one of my favorites.

It was borderline A- for me.

Mr & Mrs. Smith

I was somewhat surprised, in a good way, by the overly dark nature of this action/comedy. Fast paced, funny and fresh, this film delivers. There's a good amount of fight scenes, basic yet cool plot, considering the A-List budget, the acting is just fine. Chalk up another cool movie for one of the most consistent cool movie generators in Hollywood, Mr. Pitt.

B+

The Last Unicorn 10 / 10

I was really surprised too, great movie and I was expecting so much less. I love when she's on the floor behind the couch and he just starts kicking the hell out of her it's hillarious. Surprised that made the cut honestly.

serpent and the rainbow

Jeepers Creepers

They

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkoban

The Cave

Could have been better...but i've seen worse.
Now i really wanna see The Descent

Saw 2

Better than the first one but you still have to put your brain in neutral to enjoy it.

And Masque of the Red Death on DVD again. Finally got it in widescreen. Possibly the best film ever made. VP is awesome.

anatomy of hell

The Incredibles 10/10

Dead Birds

It was pretty good, I liked it. I gotta admit I jumped a few times. REALLY good ending

street trash

Robots

Ewan McGregor is even a cute robot. *sigh*

blood for dracula

flesh for frankenstein

Shapeshifter {2005}

It sucked major ass. It's worse than Ghost Lake (and anybody who knows me knows that that's a hard accomplishment). Horrible acting (worse than regular d-t-v videos), dumb dialogue, atrocious directing, and repitition up the yin-yang. Avoid at all costs (unless you're in the mood for an extremely bad movie).

freaked

Grizzly Man and Saw 2 (wich was just as terrible as the first one)

Watched The Skeleton Key last night - we are talkin' stinker.

The Ring 2

Oh god...why? Why did I waste 2 bucks renting this garbage?

I guess it wasnt ALL bad though, the deer scene was friggin hilarious:D

Yeah, ring two sucked! I actually went out and seen it in theaters (which is weird because I hated the original). That deer scene was f'n hilarious though. They should get their own horror movie. :p

Mr. Deeds

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy


It was OK, nothing Id watch twice though. Marvi was by far the best part:D

Now Im watching some of Ho1kC on TV...good show, seen it before though. Hopefully I can stay awake till the end, but Im kinda dozin' off:o

I'm currently watching the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre right now. It's making me hungry for steak.

Currently watching "The Ugly" Pretty cool so far.

Return of the Living Dead

This movie is highly underrated. Great, cheesy gore! Great, cheesy acting & script! Cool ending! Not to mention just tons of inventive, original and creative stuff that you won't in any other zombie films.

A-




War of the Worlds

Ugh! This movie could have been cool if everything didn't go Tom Cruise's way for no other reason than him simply being Tom Cruise. There were some real cool parts of this movie but by the standards Spielberg has set for himself, I'd say it's sub-par by a longshot. The actor that played Tom Cruise's son had to be one of the most annoying little fucks I've seen in a movie this year.

D+



Steel Dawn

I love me some good 80's post-apocalyptic action movies and if they star Patrick Swayze with a beard, all the better. By no means, is this a great movie, it's not even good. Instead it's one of those films that is so corny that you can't help but pretty much laugh the whole time. I like the dark futuristic movies in general plus the cheesieness makes this one tolerable.

C

I just saw The Begotten. That has to be the most memorable film, if it can even be called that, I have ever seen. It is a lot like watching the video tape from the ring, but 1,000,000 times more bizarre and disturbing. If you have netflix, rent it. I don't think I can ever watch it again, but once is enough.

Clerks

the fly

Boo 1/5
Started out asking, "where are the Japanese?" followed by, "did I get the wrong movie?". It turns out that my warped memory remembers a sample clip of Home Sweet Home which is a Japanese horror film, and somehow associated it with the title, Boo.

That aside, what started as a promising modern haunted asylum horror film ended in an almost unwatchable finale.

Domino 3/5
Did Tony Scott come to the editing room with the latest editing effects software package? The movie certainly looks that way. I wonder how it would have turned out, had Ridley been there to reign him back just a bit. I was afraid this was going to be another Kill Bill type pulp action film, but it ended better than I thought.

Masters of Horror: Homecoming 4/5
While not exactly feature film length, this can hold its own as well as any. An impressive piece from Joe Dante, which just mixes up my ranking list yet again...

Tobe Hooper - Dance of the Dead
Joe Dante - Homecoming
Don Coscarelli - Incident On & Off a Mountain Road
Stuart Gordon - Dreams in the Witch-House
Mick Garris - Chocolate
Dario Argento - Jenifer

How about yours?

"Shawn of the dead" 7/10

Pretty funny, but should have had a lot more than just a couple of references to other zombie movies.



"Bad taste" 6/10

Would have been funnier with REAL actors in it, i think..

LOTR 2

American Psycho, I still think Bale deserved the oscar...