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As a married man, I must say
Vagina my home sweet home |
Vagina
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money
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I love my vag.
Vagina. |
Yeah, I'm with cunt.
You could have all the money in a cuntless world, but...would it really be worth it? I mean shit, without a pussy, what ELSE would there be to do with females but hunt and kill them? |
There are more important things than money, but sex isn't one of 'em.
$$$ |
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if you have enough of that.....you'll have no problem getting the other. |
I´m sure the $$$ are going all the way to the finals.:cool:
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Are we not men, we are Devo, Vagina is more important to survival.....
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I can't pay the bills with vagina...Well, I suppose some chicks do, but still...
Even though money isn't really important to me, as long as I have enough to keep the kids dressed, housed, fed, educated and entertained, it's all good...Vagina isn't important to me at all (I prefer the alternative)...So... $$$ |
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Money
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a scene from office space comes to mind...
Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man. Peter: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money. Peter: Well, not all chicks. Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do. Peter: Good point. Money. |
dollar signs win 10-5, next match in a second
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Round 3: Match 2
a really satisfying shit: http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbo...ust/toilet.jpg VS Mike Patton: http://rollingstone.ru/pics/birthday...e-patton_b.jpg |
wow, that's a tough one. a good shit right after i work out (sorry for tmi) is pretty hard to beat, but like i said i'm a music guy and good music will always be more satisfying than a shit.
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Mike Patton!
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mike patton
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M P rules
this time greenpeace sucks |
Shit.
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Patton wins 5-1, next match in a second
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Round 3: Match 3
Pink Floyd: http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...ll-Posters.jpg VS Aerosmith: http://www.danceage.com/gallery/data...smith-16-y.jpg damn... |
Pink Floyd
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Aerosmith - Because Steven Tyler spawned Liv. They're both great musically.
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I really like both....comfortably numb-dream on...nobody home-sweet emotion, The Wall-Toys in the Attic...uhhhh
ok, I'll say Floyd. |
pink floyd
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Pink Floyd
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Pink Floyd
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Walk the Dog...Uncle Salty...
Hell yeah, Aerosmith |
Toughest match yet...
Pink Floyd |
Pink Floyd
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Aerosmith has 1 song I like & Steven Tyler isn't even the singer of it.... (Dream on)
Pink Floyd has album upon album that's untouchable. This is easy. Pink Floyd by a mile. |
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oh well, Pink Floyd wins 9-3. Next match in a second
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Round 3: Match 4
MST3K: http://www.powerbomb.com/dsi_misc/ethanpix2/mst3k.jpg VS Vacations: http://www.travelwizard.com/luxuryva.../ba-home04.jpg |
Vacation, all I ever wanted
Vacation, had to get away. Gotta love the Go-Go's |
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