a king, thers only room for one...me

reincarnate as a piece of crap or a turtles penis?

piece of crap



Kill the President or the President wife









Cause either way,their fucked.

can we choose both so theres no more breeding..?









sleep nekkie in the snow or sleep nekkie by a volcano .?

Sure,they need to die anyway.1 man supposudley ruiling 1 country is stupid anyway.



By a Volcano,atleast you'll loose weight.






Go back to the 70's or go 500 years in the future?

mmmmmmmm that would make me a baby again..so i guess 500 years in the future.














sing xmas carols at an old folks home or sing xmas carols to a deaf community.?

Old folks home,so they might die from an annerism.That would be great.:)




Play tennis with a woman with no limbs or shoot a retarded kid?

woman with no limbs..even then em sure the bitch will beat me.








chase a skank down with a hammer or just shoot the bitch..?

Meh,with a hammer,throw it at her head,then start wailing on her.







Be trapt in the alien universe or be on the hitlist of Pumpkinhead?

pumpkinhead so when i squash the fucker..i can make soup out of his sorry ass.















come face to face with freddy or run like a mutha from a pack of zombies.??

Zombies,i would get on a high place and then shoot out their legs,so i can watch them crawl around like the supid fuckers they are.








Date Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt?(They both have AIDS)