@ Haunted...Nice wrap up :)

@ Dustin...I miss you :(

9/10 psychos say you give them great new ideas



I'm tall

Tall enough to punch a midget in the nuts




I can cook

Most people don't consider masturbating while you wait for the bag of microwave popcorn to be done "cooking"


I can grow a really thick beard.

back hair is not a beard.



I have tattoos

Yeah...You tattooed your girlfriend's name on your thingy...Luckily it only had three letters, or it wouldn't fit



I'm female

And both are penetrated regularly



I lived past 20

I have to admitt it was a good set-up

counting to twenty can be hard sometimes



I drink milk

Oh for God's sake, will you PLEASE leave your mother's breasts alone for once!


I have a twisted sense of humor.