enough bull shit this guy really needs our help, he is still a vergin and probibly in his mid 20's to early 30's.

if he had a vagina, he would be a national treasure

LOL, this is very true. there are to fe vergins left in the world.
even nicholis cage would search for him.

this is what i say with pretty much EVERYTHING

just see what happens. dont push it. that doesnt mean to jus sit on ur ass though, maybe get out and talk to people. u can at least make some friends, then u know... something can form later on..

just get out, talk to people at work, school, at the store, library, etc etc.... ;)

But again, I'm being like you...right?
Its really funny the amount you choose to obsess on "gay" and the ass-related...I think it says a lot about you.
In future, yknow...breathe the OTHER way, I don't dig on the smell of cock...

Do society a favour - go prevent the rest of your family from breeding, scum...kill them all, they raised you, I hold them responsible for the walking peice of shit that you are.
Make sure they hurt plenty, cunt.

me being the man with the game....i know what you can do....meet girls online....who probably have low self esteem. Make them feel good.....ask to meet up, put a movie on....ask them to lie down with you then make a move.....97% if the time I did it i got laid......or atleast touched her breast lol just try it and see how it works.....if that dont work I'll give you a money back guareentee

LOLOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOL

at least ur honest!!!

holy fuck man, that deserves a LMAO!

Thanks :D

but hey dont i have a new gf every other day lol

How about you concentrate less on getting a girlfriend. Just relax about it. If you get desperate, it gives of a creepy vibe, and no one likes that! Just chill, you will find someone you just click with. It may not be today or tomorrow, or even next month, but that's okay. Girls are more likely to enjoy time with someone who's just wanting to have fun in life. Promise.