blind date goes badly

sneak out the bathroom window during dinner.

fall off of the roof and onto the pavement then have to make up an excuse to tell your disappointing date as to why you are outside with a broken ankle

Going to hospital only to find the date from earlier tonight is canoodling with the guy in the bed next to you.

Random.....

Pigs eating key rings.

Snatch
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Cocaine for my noooossseeeee

rave......

too damn loud