What do you call a bass player without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

These are just recycled drummer jokes.

what do you call a drummer with no rhythm?

a bass player

Hey hace, don't take offence here...'cos in my books it's not a real bad thing...
But are you kinda chubby by any chance? or just carrying more weight than you want to? I don't see this or think this myself I just remember reading that pictures taken at relatively acute/above angles sometimes address that. I've just noticed it's the common theme in a lot of your pics.
They're nice pics and all, don't get me wrong...I just wonder, and either way don't think you've got a whole lot to worry about.

Hace your pretty i love your make up .

I think she looks really thin..

Actually, no. Just a coincidence. That was a bit bold of you though, kudos.

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...03298fbff3.jpg
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...5fec7431f6.jpg



EDIT: If I was fat or chubby I wouldn't bother posting pictures.

Whats wrong with being fat or chubby? I mean theres people on here who arent sticks like you but we still post our pics...

I'm just saying that I wouldn't. I'm self conscious enough as it is.

You're right; being fat or chubby is such an offensive faux pas.