Arnold





Predator or Terminator

Terminator

Star Wars or Star Trek?

Star Wars





The Emperor or Yoda

The Emperor

Jar Jar or The Ewoks?

Ewoks




Han Solo or Obi-Wan

Han Solo

Millenium Falcon or Death Star?

Death Star




Luke or Anakin

Luke

Fly or Drive?

Drive




skydive or scubadive

Scubadive

Stand or Sit?

really depends on what's being done but I'll say sit





Argento or Kaufman

Argento

Fulci or Romero?

Romero



Karloff or Price

Price cause of Dr Phibes!

De Niro or Pacino?

DeNiro





Dennis- Leary or Miller

Leary

Andrew Dice Clay or Howard Stern?

Stern





Rock or Metal

Metal

Slayer or Metallica?

Slayer.







nick cave or tom waits?

That's actually a tuff one :)

hmmmmmmm Nick Cave (early stuff anyway)

MC5 or The Stooges?

The Stooges.




jessica alba or jessica biel?

Alba




The Crow or Suspiria

Suspiria

Mad Max or Lethal Weapon

Suspiria.


"american werewolf in london" or "the company of wolves"?

Lethal Weapon and American Werewolf in London




Micheal Cain or Sydney Portier

sorry.my slow connection....refresh,refresh etc.

mad max.



braveheart or signs?

i quit.i'm not gonna be the guy who shits in the apple pie.:p


sorry for the hiccup.

black christmas

drag queens or trannies

drag queens .. i admire their lack of devotion...


toilet paper : brand name or no name ?

Brand name.

Yknow, this reminds me...a while back, working in a market research call centre (whatever, aint like I'm proud of it), I hadda do a product testing survey...
Our respondant had to agree to get mailed 2 types of new toilet paper, and compare the two, then take part in an over the phone survey, answering questions about it.
All I remember is the one question - "when you were using toilet tissue a/b, at any point did your finger poke through?"
They were always like "are you serious?!?"...yeah right, like a person that had given out their name and address to a company is then going to admit to fingering their own asshole...

Always made me laugh, working there...still wanted to burn the place, but when I stopped caring, and just fucked around for the last few months I was there...wow, very liberating, you actually enjoy being there when every motherfucker that was ever rude to you for doing your job, is getting repayed tenfold in pranks.

PEPPER:
Finely ground, or chunky ground?

you should have told them :

'after a particularily runny crap - hell yeah !
i had fun for the rest of the day.
My gnarly knuckles made for effective pleasure ridges !"

Well...all good, but for the fact I was the one asking the questions.
But hey, I shouldn't complain, at least that one wasn't as awkward as the kind of surveys that came out about the same time as viagara was released to the public market. They had us asking freakin' 60+ women about their husbands erectile status...:rolleyes: ...motherfucking marketing ASSHOLES.

oops - sorry - i guess i got that 'ass backwards' :D

So, uh....the pepper thing?;)

I missed something...


Texas BB-que or East Coast BB-Que

coursely ground ...


now onto Haunteds question.

(which i cant answer because i dont inderstand it - being canadian and all)

I understand it.
From what I've heard more than experience, I'd go with Texas.

katana, or sai?

katana, but sai comes in handy in a BBQ

Have you forgotten how to play?
Dear god, get with the program, man!

oh for crying out loud ..

i didnt get any sleep last night .. double header baseball games - aggrivated my shoulder again ..


ok ok ...


movies : daredevil or hulk