| Vodstok |
04-22-2004 08:51 AM |
I have an evil Tequila-bender story......
I was playing Counter-Strike (back in the days when i was in a cs-clan), it was friday, and i was single. I was doing tequila shots and drinking corona, so needless to say, my aim was lacking. So i decided to go to a chat room. MEt a woman on there that lived an hour north in maine. She sure seemed nice, so i agreed to go out on a blind date with her.
HUGE mistake. Never accept blind dates when drunk, especially over the internet.
So i meet here at my door. She is maybe 5'3", 270 lbs. I hadnt really expected a victoria's secret model, but then i wasnt expecting this either. Noy yo give you the impression that i am shallow, she seemed like a hell of a nice person, so i figured i would give it a shot.
The bad part was not her weight, I really dont care about that. The bad part was that she was a single mother, DESPERATE to find a new daddy for her daughter. Talk about too much too soon. I'm sorry, btu i wasnt going to dedicate my life to a woman and her kid after one night.
If she hadnt pressed the issue, i might have softened up after a while, but jesus....
The moral of the story, be careful with booze and the internet.
I'm glad it didnt work, though. I'm now engaged to the most awesome woman on the planet, no offence other ladies :)
|
