Black.

Cutting a testicle off a freshly killed wild boar, and rubbing it allover your face, licking then taking a bite, swallowing it. Eating it up in the sun until the residue starts to rot on your face, then peeling it off like a facemask and eating whats left.

or

Getting a roadkilled possum/squirrel, fucking the squished guts, leaving it out all day then going back and squeezing the jism back out and drinking a sip of whatever drips into a glass.
(if you're a chick a guy can make with the corpse fucking)

2nd one. I only have 2 drip a sip of it

Have your lover die in the middle of u 2 having sex
OR
Be forced to have sex with an already dead body

The dead body.
The dead FEMALE body.
...I don't have to lose my partner that way, and I get to say I did some really messed up shit.

Stabbing through your foot, between the bones or not, with a blunt steak knife then twist it once.
or
Breaking all four fingers on one hand by backhanding the corner of a brick wall once, then again for whatever subsequent damage may occur?

Breaking my hand....already had a foot injury..it would make me feel bored -like I'm repeating myself but worse

WINE
OR

CHAMPAGNE

Wine.
Waaay more versatile, drinking and cooking.

Punched in the nose
or
kicked hard in the shin?

Oooh easy one for me...punched in the nose
I'm already short as it is....kicking me in the shin would do me in far worse.

COKE



OR



PEPSI

Coke



Family Guy

or

American Dad

Family Guy

Tacos: soft shell or hard shell

Hard shell

Foreign horror
or American horror?

american

bully or bullied

Only Bully the Bullies

To love

or

To be loved

To love.

Chocolates or Valentine's Brains?

V'Day brains......I don't like Chocolate. YEP I SAID IT.



Boogers w/ breakfast

Dinner with the dead---the bodies are just around u as u eat. Feel free not to freak if stuff pops out or crawls out of them

Dinner with the Dead




The Doors or Aerosmith?

Aerosmith!!!



The Beatles or The Monkees

The Monkees-----


I did it 4 u Zero ! :)


Beegees or the Beatles?

The Beatles (restore a bit of sense here!)


Godzilla or Q the Winged Serpent

Cmon!!! Who doesn't love the Beegees---Saturday Night Fever Soundtrack was awesome!!

Anyway, Godzilla


Anaconda or the incredible hulk

I saw a beegees tribute band once and, to my surprise, they belted out fantastic tune after fantastic tune. I meant restore sense by the Beatles should've been picked before the Monkees! :p

The Hulk



Spiderman or Wolverine

I see wise one. :) Yes Beegees are awesome.


Wolverine....Wolves are sexy


Siberian Tiger or Siberian Lion?

Siberian Tiger


Mountains or Forest

Forest...Lush, deep, dark forest


It's flu season...When you're sick, which do you hate the most?

Diarrhea
Vomiting
Fever
or
Stuffy/Runny nose?

Stuffy/Runny nose, because for me that usually means I have to breathe through my mouth for four days and have terrible chapped lips and wake up constantly at night because I can't breathe at all.

TP or egg a house?

Personally, I wouldn't do either one...However I AM grateful to the guys who attempted to TP our house a few Halloweens ago...They threw one roll onto the porch and one roll into the flower bed...Neither roll was unrolled more than a couple of feet...We were almost out of toilet paper, and Dustin was dreading having to go out in the cold to buy some...It was perfect :D


Sword, dagger or cutlass?

Cutlass. I'm a pirate! lol

Sing in the car or sing in the shower?

Sing in the car

Cows or Deer?

Cows

M&M or Skittles

deer .. i dont eat them so i dont feel guilty around them

books or magazines ?


crap ... it drives me nuts that this forum doesnt let you know that someone else has posted while you're posting

Books.

knee high or ankle socks?

Sorry about that,hehehe


both, I mainly wear ankle sock though


rain or snow

Snooow! But not ice! lol

CD or MP3?

CD.


A guitar to the face or having a piano dropped on you from a high distance?

Guitar to face,think I have a better chance of surviving that.



Alarm clock wake up or cellphone alarm wake up?

cell phone seems less of a rude awakening.


amputate feet or hands

deffinately feet.

Comics or video games?

Comics

Satan or Santa?

Satan. Better conversational partner.


Cracker Barrel or Dairy Queen?

Dairy Queen
 

MMM Blizzard


The Haunting or the Legend of Hell house

The Haunting
 

The Haunting

You're supposed to give another this or that for people to carry on with ;)




when trying to get it on..........................


mood music or soft lighting?