Nose,i get pissed off when its stuffy,so i wouldnt care.




Lose an arm or a leg?(Then it get's replaced by a robototic limb.)

oh..gotta go with a leg.
'gives me a reason not to clean my room'






laugh at somebody falling over
or laugh at somebody falling off a ladder..?

Falling off a ladder.



Be the last woman on earth or be the last person on earth thats about to be killed?

be the last woman on earth

cut in half :vertical or horizontal

horizontal. its quicker and doesn't involve severed genitals.
punch oprahs face or lick lettermans sweaty arm pit?

i'll punch oprah!

tortured by the devil's rejects or tortured by the last house on the left bunch

Devils Rejects,maybe i could score with baby before i die.:)




Get killed by Alice or get killed by Selene?

alice

sleep forever or never sleep at all?

sleep forever



Have really thick hair for your life then it starts ballding or have really thin hair and it never gets balled?

Well, since on the second option, you didn't say thinnING, or sparse...that pretty much describes my hair. Thin, straight and fine...but there's lots of it.
So I'm good with option #2.

Eat a (cooked) large fish eyeball by sucking it out of the skull yourself, making sure to lick the socket clean.
OR
Eat a goats testicle, cooked and served inside a baked goats nutsack?